Marie's body consists entirely of worms which she likes to feed to cats. She loves cats very much and cares for them until they reach about for stone. Then she slaughters them and dines on their delicious catmeats.

She is spherical and highly polished. One of her many uses is that she can be packed into a cannon and fired at rival navy ships. She can also be exchanged for gold at your nearest off-licence.

Once a year Marie is paraded through the streets of her home town Huddersfield then placed on a bonfire in commemoration of the day of her birth. She then rises out of the flames and devours the sacrificial virgins.

In her spare time she haunts the desolate corridors of Greenhead college, awaiting the day when she can finally take her rightful place as queen of the world. unfortunatley this hasn't happened yet.